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• 37% of robots cannot tell the difference between Starbucks coffee and motor oil.

  Ezra 12:19 pm on March 12, 2011
  Tags: cannot ( 2 ), Coffee ( 7 ), difference, motor, motor oil, Robots, Starbucks ( 6 )   
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• 68% of computer errors are due to robots.

  Ezra 12:17 pm on March 12, 2011
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• Sleep-deprived robots are responsible for 22% of the white collar crimes committed in Tokyo.

  Ezra 6:43 pm on March 4, 2011
  Tags: collar, Robots, sleep ( 7 ), Sleep-deprived, tokyo, white collar crimes   
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• Studies show that robots are more likely than monkeys to revolt in a laboratory setting.

  Ezra 6:03 pm on March 4, 2011
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• 1 out of every 5 robots tasked to bake pop tarts will burn 12 percent of their weekly batch. Out of that 12 percent, only 8 percent of the burned pop tarts are sucessfully discovered and discarded. Thusly, 1 of every 6,000 purchasers of pop tarts will discover a burnt pop tart within their pop tart container every week.

  Ezra 11:42 pm on January 31, 2011
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• Robots commit 34% of the violent crimes in Japan.

  Ezra 11:41 pm on January 31, 2011
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• 45% of the North American workforce is comprised of robots.

  Ezra 11:39 pm on January 31, 2011
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