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63.6% of brilliant individuals have no qualms about boasting their brilliance to whomever will listen.
Ezra
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81.25% of successful American businessmen wear a suit on a daily basis.
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5 out of 8 clients don’t really know what they want.
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77% of creative people use recreational drugs or imbibe alcohol during the workday for “inspiration”.
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In 2010, 10,104 people murdered a superior for forcing them to work with a specific CMS.
Ezra
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In 2010, 4725 people committed suicide due to CMS issues.
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90% of web designers hate CSS.
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98% of college admissions “counselors” lie until they are blue in the face. The rest turn red.
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0% of five year olds state that they wish to be a marketing manager when they grow up.
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17% of five year old state that they wish to be a marine biologist when they grow up.
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3% of five year olds state that the wish to work in the field of professional arbitration when they grow up.
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1% of medical examiners report income from bribes on their taxes.
Supa
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34% of families bribe medical examiners to falsely report deaths by autoerotic asphyxiation as suicides.
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82% of startup entrepreneurs are unemployable.
Ezra
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Seventy-three percent of Wall Street stockbrokers surveyed admitted to playing Magic, The Gathering.
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Four out of ten lie detector officiants in 2006 were wearing checkered shirts on the job.
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1/5th of the plumbers in the United States augment their income with secondary careers in the adult entertainment industry.
Ezra
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