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• 19% of individuals who smile at strangers are homicidal maniacs.

  Ezra 9:18 am on March 17, 2011
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• Only 26% of stalkers are unwanted.

  Ezra 7:02 pm on March 14, 2011
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• 78% of American adults are functionally illiterate.

  Ezra 1:08 pm on March 13, 2011
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• 85% of all justifiable homicides committed at Starbucks are due to someone talking on Skype without using headphones.

  Ezra 1:35 pm on March 12, 2011
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• 100% of chimpanzees wish to slaughter the whole of humanity.

  Supa 4:20 pm on March 5, 2011
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• 1% of medical examiners report income from bribes on their taxes.

  Supa 4:16 pm on March 5, 2011
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• 34% of families bribe medical examiners to falsely report deaths by autoerotic asphyxiation as suicides.

  Supa 4:16 pm on March 5, 2011
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• Sleep-deprived robots are responsible for 22% of the white collar crimes committed in Tokyo.

  Ezra 6:43 pm on March 4, 2011
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• Eyeglass wearers comprise 46% of the mass murderers in the Czech Republic.

  Ezra 8:42 am on March 2, 2011
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• Robots commit 34% of the violent crimes in Japan.

  Ezra 11:41 pm on January 31, 2011
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