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13.5% of American males turn into werewolves during a full moon.
Ezra
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1 in 12 dog owners have confessed to making out with their dogs.
alxhill
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There are three people ever to have lived with the nickname “sexual catbot”.
alxhill
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3% of hamsters have a morbid fear of wheels.
alxhill
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1 in 4 people have been shit on by a bird. 100% of birds dream of hitting a bald guy.
matt
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3% of canines suffer from a debilitating fear of public urination.
Ezra
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Just 3% of hippos are hungry.
Supa
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One of every three kangaroos are born hermaphrodite.
Supa
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8% of Facebook profiles are for unborn children, animals, and inanimate objects.
Supa
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100% of chimpanzees wish to slaughter the whole of humanity.
Supa
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16% of Americans stop sexual intercourse when an animal enters the room.
Supa
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94% of single individuals who dress their pet dog in a sweater have not had sex in the past 13 months.
Ezra
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36% of New England mice prefer Roquefort to cheddar.
Ezra
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McDonald’s sells over 38 million burgers a year which account for 75 cows slaughtered annually.
Joshua
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