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Less than 1% but more than none of Statifics are true.
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Not one of those people who say “SOOOORRRRYYY” in that snotty, sing-song voice really are sorry at all. Not one wit.
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Just 3% of hippos are hungry.
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Judge Judy’s popularity among the 70+ demographic increased by 548% after her lesbian sex tape was released to the public. Power tool sales increased by 78% during the same period.
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19% of foxes enjoy having atheists in their holes.
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48% of atheists became atheist in order to fulfill a prophesy.
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One of every three kangaroos are born hermaphrodite.
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The Oxford English Dictionary consists of 23% filler material drawn from dictionaries written elsewhere in England and Wales.
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8% of Facebook profiles are for unborn children, animals, and inanimate objects.
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100% of your imaginary friends could be destroyed by my imaginary friend if he were so inclined, but my imaginary friend is cool and doesn’t hate fags.
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Only 3% of Albanians have access to blankets capable of creating a Dutch oven.
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45% of Albanians report enjoying “dutch ovening” themselves.
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100% of chimpanzees wish to slaughter the whole of humanity.
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16% of Americans stop sexual intercourse when an animal enters the room.
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49% of men report being unable to experience an orgasm unless their feet are elevated above their heads.
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54% of women report being unable to experience an orgasm unless their feet are elevated above their heads.
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0% of five year olds state that they wish to be a marketing manager when they grow up.
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17% of five year old state that they wish to be a marine biologist when they grow up.
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3% of five year olds state that the wish to work in the field of professional arbitration when they grow up.
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1% of medical examiners report income from bribes on their taxes.
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34% of families bribe medical examiners to falsely report deaths by autoerotic asphyxiation as suicides.
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